The Quest For the Mutant Bowl Begins

Are you like me in the sense that you enjoy sports video games? Probably, you seem reasonable. But who wants to pay $60 every year for basically the same version of Madden of 2K? They never update it the way consumers want, and it’s a borderline scam at this point. Realistically when was the last time EA Sports put out a Madden game that players were excited about? *Jeopardy music plays* Exactly. So we’re here to offer you an out.

It’s not the National Football League, it’s the Mutant Football League. There’s way more action involved in every aspect! Ref made a bad call? You can kill him. Refs not making good calls? You can bribe them. Is the team you’re playing too good? You can drug them, and without facing real life consequences. The teams are better than Madden, the stadiums are cooler and the commentary is funny. Like the Green Bay Packers? You’ll love the Grim Bay Attackers. Are you a fan of the the Philadelphia Eagles? The Killadelphia Evils seem right up your alley. You get the idea. The gameplay feels like Madden, but the rules are like backyard. It’s even better than the NFL Street video games, if you know about those. And those were eons better than Madden.

All I’m saying is the Mutant Football League is everything EA Sports wants Madden to be. And we’re just trying to showcase the hidden gem that is the MFL. Remember boys and girls. It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.

So be prepared, the MFL season starts soon, and I know you won’t wanna miss out. It’s not like you have any NFL games to watch.

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