Heinz Owes all of Us an Explanation

The older I get the more I question the world we live in. Madness everywhere. Even less answers. But Heinz owes everyone an answer. WHERE IS THE COLORED KETCHUP?! I do not care what they had to do in order to make that tomato paste green/purple but it’s worth it. Artificial dyes? No problem. I don’t care what kind of atrocities Heinz may have committed as a corporation. I don’t even care if they had to do blood magic to get it done. It was the best part about eating as a child. I know psychologically it felt weird to eat but hey natural selection. If you can mentally overcome eating colorful ketchup it might prepare you for other life challenges. Just a thought. It’s not like it’s anything worse than the actual stuff they’ve been giving us for decades, but that’s a topic of discussion for another time. I bet a petition wouldn’t hurt.

Side note – If you remember the Zoo Pals plates then you know where I’m coming from. This injustice can’t go on any longer.

This is what Picasso died for

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